When common sense is not too common, you can easily be one of those ignorants who remain stagnant on the escalators blocking people’s way. Well, don’t be. If you’re unlucky you could get yelled at by a very pissed off girlfriend whose boyfriend is too scared to tell you to move your ass off the way because they’re late for a movie on the 6th floor. Stand on left, move on right side (if you’re in Malaysia). 

 

I would never, ever date anyone who double-parks his car (unless it’s a life threatening emergency involving bathroom visits). To me, it says a lot about a person. Either he’s a cheapskate for not wanting to pay for a parking fare or he is a selfish prick. Of course i’m so gonna judge someone who double-parks his vehicle. 

 

You are better than this. One does not simply ask a girl out and doesn’t pay for the bill, really. You will make the worst kind of boyfriend. It’s different when the relationship is going steady and we sometimes split the bill, but this one is an absolute NO. Uglier is when you try to chat up a girl in a club, trying to get her slightest attention but never offer her a drink. You’ve got to be kidding

 

Everyone’s online these days. But do you walk the talk? Or you’re just bravely typing those words behind your online persona, trolling and hating on things that don’t even matter to you? Or you think of someone you secretly hate and look him up religiously for whatever reason you only know, or better yet, anonymously comment on people’s blogs and say unpleasant things? 

 

I can’t scientifically prove to you why, but people who kiss with their eyes open are not to be trusted. I mean really, who does that?